Niece Wisdom

The nieces have been keeping us in stitches with their snarky, sarcastic, hilarious witticisms.  Tonight's piece of advice:  If you go to a club and don't know what to do, just spell your name with your butt and you'll be dancing.  (Btw, they are 14, 12, and 10.)  They then proceeded to demonstrate for us.  It was a bedtime stalling tactic, granted, but it worked for five minutes or so while we struggled to control our amusement. 

Laugh till you cry

OK, WhatNow posted a link to the most hilarious site I've visited in ages.  I just spent an unseemly amount of time trolling through its archives (still not done) laughing till my jaws hurt.  Caveat:  I have a semi-twisted sense of humor;  if you don't share that trait with me, you might not like this site.  If you're sick and weird like me, though, click now.  I'll listen for the howls.